You know.......

You have reached your 30's when....
1. You feel all sport stars and music artists are talented "kids"
2. You feel the need to have a say in any group activity
3. The presnt music genres appear alien to you, and the last time you saw MTV was when Guns N Roses ruled the billboard
4. Your waistline is way ahead of your age in numbers
5. You think aloud "#%*^$@ fool" when a teenage dirtbag whizzed past you in his shiny motorcycle

You are in touch with your feminine side (you can rephrase this in your mind).....
1. You know more than 5 colours (especially the unusual ones like burgandy, mahogany, maroon, beige....oh nooooo)
2. If you are not married and have more than 2 pillows on your bed ( 1,2 ..3.....oh no)
3. If you have an opinion on who is the cutest of the Jonas brothers (definitely Kevin....oh noooo)
4. If you have watched the Twilight trilogy (hehe gotcha.....)
5. If you think this particular half of the post offends you