From Wikipedia - A limerick is a five-line poem with a strict form, originally popularized in English by Edward Lear, which intends to be witty or humorous, and is sometimes obscene with humorous intent.
So here are my Limericks for Vellore Mizo (ex)students
Ramdinpuia
RD=a fun guy
The kind who don't lie
In bed(that is)at all in the night
Never sleeps, that's right
And watches American Pie
Zothanpuia
This lad Zothan
Not built like a pathan
But still captained the basketball team
Shortest bloke to do so it seems
Til along came Nathan
Esther
Shillong gal Esther
Head as light as feather
But all who admired this lass
Felt like such an ass
When they found out she was high on ether
Bathsheba
Good ol' Betsy
A girl ever so gutsy
Never caught a cold
Even tho she's not an 18year old
Thanks to chavanprash and vitaminC
Even tho she's not an 18year old
Thanks to chavanprash and vitaminC
Hannah
Miss Khiangte HannahA doc she be wanna
Admiration she got plenty
Ever since she was twenty
Now she feels like Rihanna
Zoremsangi
Emo-looking Zorem
Listenin to Eminem
From dusk to dawn
Started to yawn
When the clock strikes 6am
Lalchhandami (Adami)
Madames she's Adam
Grew up on milk and badam
Our BIG little baby
Not so baby now maybe
Always crammin for exams
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11 comments:
nice limericks :) I know Esther, btw. She makes a lovely bride.
@DayDreamBeliever - mucho gracias!
The husband also has a dimple to die for (he'll kill me for this)
There was a guy called oo-pee-a !
Who had a bike called om-poo-ja !
When he kicked her !
She would splutter !
Alas that was all she could Muster !
In Vellore, in Vellore !
Oh the eagles they fly high in Vellore !
In Vellore, In Vellore !
Oh the Eagles they fly high and they shit right in puias' eye !
Oh the eagles they fly high in Vellore !
There was a guy called Robert!
Who really knew how to fart !
Everyone thought it was an art !
Until disproved one day in the Mart !
For Poo came out with the fart !
There was a guy called Ramdin !
Who could drink and drink Gin !
But to his surprise !
He never could realise !
It would be replaced by ZARDA PAN !
There was this lass called Hanna-h !
Who wanted a Banana-h !
She wanted it so bad !
She hit the monkey with her bag !
And ran away zig-zag-zig-zag !
tsk tsk amateurish attempts....
A penny for each post !!!
@zothanpuia - 5 pathetic attempts thats 5cents about Rs3....ka rawn haw hunah balhla ka lei ang che
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